G5---- Flat of doom, misery and unrest

Before i go into this I want to say that Michael Flores has more relationship status changes than Aimee has status updates. I dont know how you can be in a relationship and single and in a relationship and single and in a relationship in the span of like a week and a half. unless he his life moves at a speed accelerated from the normal human being.

why did me and Adam get put in like the dumbest flat in the world.
I just look at the other flats. they all hang out. host parties. cook meals together. play scrabble. drink together. go out together. get along for the most part. and then there is G5- the flat that was doomed from the start.

I tried to be tollerant. I did. But here is what im left with

Sarah- might be the most helpless person ever. Hangs out with Esther after Esther was completely horrible to her. is really awkward. very christian- in a way that she doesnt think and just obeys. hasnt been exposed to much in her life. me and adam tried to help her with the Esther outburst things but she pretty much just threw it back in our faces and fucked the whole thing up even more.

Esther- used to be my friend. Today when she said 'can we be friends again"- I said shut up i don't care. Pathological liar. self-proclaimed satanist etc etc. Everyone in the building hates her because she complains about noise- for instance during another flats Christmas dinner. it was too rambunctious apparently. I could go on.

Lee- He's black. moved into pauls room. I cant ever understand a damn thing he says. Him and Sarah talk about religion. he likes it to be very clean and very quiet. He's just kind of there and I try to avoid talking to him because i get really fucking confused. we clearly have nothing in common.

Veronica- pretty much as normal as far as I can tell. tries to get along with everyone. probably thinks we are all insane. Studies art history as well. no complaints with her really. i mean she could binge drink more often but i dunno if thats a complaint or not.

Thank god Tovah left otherwise this place would be an insane asylum.

Paul-ex flatmate- moved because of Esther. Is really dim but in an endearing way. can be annoying as hell when he wants to. Eats only things made in his George Foreman grill

Adam- The only person I can talk to without feeling uncomfortable or irritated. He doesn't do anything except for eat all my food, trash our kitchen with the rugby team, and bone chixxx. for that and other reasons is Probs my Best Friend here are goldsmiths. We think everyone sucks except for ourselves.

so thats what i got. the flat of the most poorly matched individuals you could imagine. Thank God for adam or I would have gone mental or moved out by now.


oh and me and adam decided since Esther got away with religious harassment that its okay to harass our housemates so we are planning on harassing them. Roofie party perhaps. Anything goes! whoooooo