London life has come to an end.
This is my last post that i wrote in the airport until my computer died while waiting for my flight in minneapolis.
I might start a new blog for all the misadventure that Seattle College life entails.
Sad to be gone but glad to be back.
Actually i think i need to add one more blog post soon about the rest of the going away party and harassing esther.
Back home in
First stop BK lounge.
I basically owe Adam my life for helping me get to the airport. Not to mention the 3 overweight pieces of luggage that I brought home with me. I had to buy an extra suitcase- so I went to Primark and bought the most disgusting/cheapest suitcase. It is cow-print so embarrassing at the baggage claim. So not only did I have 3 bags- only being allowed 2 but they were ALL over the weight limit. I packed so much shit that I didn’t need which should not be surprising to anybody.
Last nights going away party in G-block was pretty fun. Really chilled out. I don’t know if this is because everyone was going insane at Club Sandwich as it was the last one of the term.
I think I am having a streak of bad luck. I went a long time without loosing my phone, wallet, keys and so forth. At sandwich on Wednesday I was wearing a dress with big pockets which I wore intentionally so as to avoid bringing a purse which I hate doing. And then Maja decided that it was an awesome idea to grab me and drag me by force to the very center of the dance floor. By them time I got out of the sweat mess of rugby players and American $lutz I realized that my wallet and phone were no longer in my pockets. i w as pissed and ranaround shoving through people grinding on eachother to try and find my things. Karen ended up recovering my wallet from the security guards. Everything in tact minus the 50 pounds I had remaining for the rest of the trip. And my phone was never found. Why does this always happen to me???? And also my camera broke and I cant find the fucking receipt so they wouldn’t accept the warranty. And I also cant find my
Uhm nothing really
What you mean nothing- you wrote 1000 dollars of items here
Well yeah but it’s just like stuff.
What am I supposed to say yes I have approximately 300 dollars worth of shit that I bought at
I am not really sure how I feel about anything at this point. Saying good-bye to everyone was really a massive bummer. I didn’t want to and still haven’t let it settle in that I will not see most those people for a long time if ever at all. Everyone promised to come to
We started the going away party in our kitchen and about 10 minutes into it Esther had already called security. So I was like yeah ok I wonder who made that complaint. So eventually we turned the music back up- and yet again the security came. The music was not even remotely loud. And then I went to her door and knocked on it. and she being the humongous coward that she is wouldn’t open the door. So I said I was going to poop on her baking tray. I am not sure if it was the knocking or this but she called security yet again. How do they still put up with her shit- beats me. So we went up to the top-flat where she couldn’t hear any sounds of social interaction which apparently really busts her balls to have to listen to. She is probably the most despicable person I have ever met. So I taped up her cupboard anhd put a shit ton of garlic into the tape pieces. And sprinkled garlic granules below her cupboard and wrote BYE! In them. We will see how she retaliates. I told Adam to not take any blame and say it was all me. She is such a cunt. When you act like that you have to expect that people are going to do shit like that to you.
I feel bad that Adam still has to live with her.
Also our other flatmate Veronica was probably the most drunk by far out of anyone at the party. She kept repeating the same things to me like 10 times. And then she went to the bathroom where she fell on her face and was bleeding all over the fucking place. Funnily enough Kate did the exact same thing the night before. I wonder who it will happen to next. I didn’t see veronica but Adam said it looked like she got Chris Browned- enough said.
So she had a good time.
And then I had to go to the airport after staying up all night. This helped the 9 hour flight go by pretty quick. I also realized I left a huge tube of posters in the office when I was waiting for the Taxi.