WWJD/ LIVE SEX SHOW XXXX

I realize my blogs are beginning to have nothing to do with London life but more just me being retarded. im sorry to disapoint anybody. But I have to continue this trend with another blog about the most hilarious thing i have ever seen in my life/ most random night.

pt.I he was either on Meth,Deaf and dumb, or just actually insane, or drunk beyond the point of repair.

First off I was at the Hobgoblin with my friend and this rastafarian guy came kept staring in our direction and then started walking towards us. we were both fearing that he was headed towards us. so he tried to talk to us and we were cold. sorry rasta man.
That was fine- I mean at least he could communicate.
A while later this guy comes to sit down at the table next to ours. Instantly I know how is fucking insane. He sat down in the chair. and then got up repositioned it facing another way and then another way and did this like 10 times in the course of 2 minutes. Then he was like waving and we realize to nobody and then flipping off and making an angry face- also to nobody. This becomes a bit interesting to watch. We dont want to catch his gaze because obviously he would start to interact with us. Next he takes two glasses which were on his table from the people there before him and both still had some of the drink left in it. he puts it on our table and goes SHHHHHhhhhh- like dont tell motion. Still trying to ignore him. After a few more minutes of him repositioning his chair and flipping off nobody he scoots his chair towards our table. Fuckin shit. I knew this would happen. He introduces himself to us. even though i couldnt understand a damn thing he was saying. I cant really explain his mode of communication because it was like random words hand motions and made up sign language. I dont know if he was deaf or just pretending to be. He then picks up the two leftover drinks and drinks most of one and then offers it to me. I of course am laughing at him because well what the fuck is he doing offering me a drink that someone else left on his table. obviously im flatteerd and want to drink it. not. anyway he keeps drinking those second hand drinks and then tries to grab my cell phone. i grab it first and then he starts directing his index finger towards my ribs and/or chest. i lean away and tell him not to touch me. he realizes he is being a huge creep and covers his mouth as in ooops! afew more minutes of the most awkward human to human interaction you can imagine and then we get up and leave.

Pt. II- a real live(and free) sex show in G-block!

So im headed back to my flat and I run into my friend luke and he invites me to a party in one of the flats in our building. I decide to check it out-why not. Its apparently a birthday party. the birthday girl is really excited that im there and starts pouring me drinks immediatly. she is clearly wasted though. I meet some more people that are actually awesome and nice. But I cant help but notice this one girl who is wearing a thin white t-shirt dress thing. No tights or shoes though. and she is like dry hummping,rubbing up on everyone,grabbing people. clearly soooo fucked. I was like wow this is great. And another mentions that she thinks this girl is straight out of American Pie. and apparently she had just recently put on underwear and had been flashing her vag to everyone and basically put her bare ass up on people.I think this is so hilarious.
I go outside for a bit and hear a few people mention that things are getting a bit out of hand upstairs. I imagine it has to do with this girl who is basically naked and rubbing her vag on people. Someone says " people should be paying to see whats going on up there". So I head up after a while and go into the kitchen where I see -
This large bald guy with his back to the oven and the crazy drunk girl along with this other girl Jen who is always there with her fucking tits all over the place. well now she is wasted out of her mind. both of them have that blank stare that means they are clearly blacked out. and now they are like grinding on this guy like mad. it was disgusting. It looked like a low class rap video. he was grabbing their crotches and tits and jens skirt was like up to her neck and her white top had tons of red wine spilt all over it. they are like licking him etc. I mean it was like is this actually happening. look away. cant stop looking. Many referred to it as a car crash.
The guy vladimir had a band-aid on his head. So he was either a robot that had been probed through the head or had some weird scar he was covering up. I just wish I would have taken a picture of the whole thing. So gross. So funny.
Bar none the most masogynistic moment I have ever witnessed.
I wanted to puke all over vladimir. it was just so funny. And I saw that girl today and just gave her the weirdest look. I wonder if she can even remember that I witnessed her vag attack dance.

Otherwise my weekend was rather chill.
Saw the Altermodern exhibit at the Tate Britain Triennial yesterday. It was rather thought provoking. Im sure no one gives a shit. But the artist who intrugued me the most -Lindsay Seers I found out is a part-time lecturer at Goldsmiths for the MA art program. That was cool. I might try to find her.

Went to two more exhibits today. Im cramming as much in as possible before I leave. and procrastinating my final assesments to a scary point. I will have a like ten days off for reading week so i am doing my best to get shit done then.
Its raining so shitty--I just dont want to go to the library. But told my self I would! There is a party next door.uhhhh i hate making such choices.
I need a way to make good choices.
This is probably when people would use the WWJD tactic?
Jesus would probs go to the library.
Im going to start using that one on myself. I wonder if i can find one of those cool wristbands that has WWJD on it. I remember how rampantly popular they were when iwas like 12. I never had one. Nows the time!