Saturday, 8 November 2008

D1 $LUTS

I was thinking that since Seattle University switched ranks in divisions that we should also find a more suiting mascott. I was thinking we could be the D1 Sluts. I think it would be more representative of the student body--especially the incoming freshman puzz that seem to be out of control and raging with hormones.Gatorade will do that. Im surprised how the D1 sluts have been scoring big with the older women. It means they know how to win big.

I hate our school sometimes.
Stephen Sandbags can suck my D1 Dick.

I wanna stay at Goldsmiths. I miss everyone too much though. Goldsmiths has a giant metal sculpture on top of one of the art departments building. Very modern looking. I really like it.


Apparently they could have chosen between that sculpture or an Olympic sized pool. The student body chose the sculpture. This is exactly opposite to what our school did. I dont give a shit about sports--its all just about money. I feel as though goldsmiths is the kind of insitution I should be at- not D1 sluts university.


Since I spent reading week in Prague I now have to lock myself in the library today to write a paper. I was inspired by a documentary I watched on Hunter S. Thompson and think I am going to construct a theory about His journalism in respects to the current state of the American Dream for my cities of modernity class. I still havent learned basic sentence structure. This is usually a problem in writing papers.

I will post some things about my time in Prague later this week- look forward to:
US Election in Prague
Pub-Crawl weirdness
over-stimulation by Czech Architecture/Art
Bohemian Night life

4 comments:

Nikkifo said...

sentence structure is overrated, just tell them that your russian and they'll understand.
i also understand putting things off until the last minute, i have not been writing to my professors like i should be about my time in belize, it is just more fun to write with profanities about my drunken adventures to my friends than to write about my "moving" experiences with sentences with structure to my professors. gay-sha.
miss you tons!

Christina said...

speaking of new mascots, Pat Hill suggested that we should be changed to the Seattle U Seattles. Our mascot would be the fighting space needle.

this is probably why we should get married...

Daniel said...

you can't stay there.. i wont let you.

Masha said...

wait....I could have sworn you are a swimmer or something like that?