For you this is just a good time- BUT FOR ME THIS IS WHAT I CALL LIFE!!!!!

why is the rap breakdown of the City High song so good.

I dont even care about London Life. All i wanna do is make raps that are inspired by City High.

Gloria came to visit this weekend. it is soooo goood to see familiar faces. not that its unfamiliar for me here. But its like i can be the retard i am back home and not confuse people.

I am still working on uploading pics from Prague.

Tovah is yelling at someone on Skype. This is fun. It really is like life in the projects...is that rude.

When I was in Prague I realized I love old men. Yeah. I am the next anna nicole smith. except my tits are bigger.
So we went on this pub crawl thing. There was not many of us. I dont really remember who was with us aside from me katie and Beth. We met this girl Lucy from our hostel. She was really awesome. they thought she was a dyke....i assured them that she was just Australian. which proved to be true when she went home with a Nigerian man.
right so. We were at one of the pubs. I was getting bored and just sitting. All the sudden I tell Beth to go take a picture of me and this random old man that i spotted. I decided I needed to kiss him and that she needed to take a picture. He didnt mind. Quite friendly actually. So I never hit on people my age but just try to kiss 75 year olds. it works. The next day I was trying to find a museum- I was by myself. Then all the sudden I found that a retired old man was trying to help me find my way. I think he came out of nowhere. He defiantly didnt disappear as quickly as he appeared. I think he guided me for like 40 minutes. I was scared he was going to go all the way to the museum with me. This is what retired men do- seek out young girls who travel on their own. He was not creepy in the slightest. He wasnt very helpful either. I find in travels that old people are the ones most willing to help- but also the most useless.

I am going to post pics....soon.

I have less than a month till the end of the term. my time here is going quick- sitting around in my room eating yumsters for the majority of it doesnt help either.

I made a new drink last night.

Absinth-Vodka-Redbull-Fanta.
Some people use the same ingredients to make meth. I just drink it. It was not so bad.
Me Glo-Beth, Katie, Adam and his friend dan went to soho last night. its a cool area. Lots of people all over the place. It was either very blurry there or i was just rather drunk. Gloria insists my dance moves were more ridiculous than ever. Katie and Beth claim that someone tried to dance with me and adam physically cock-blocked them. Fact or Fiction? I think I had fun.
Drinks are expensive there. This is really how it must be done. Chug a liter of gasoline before going into club- you will be well fucked for the rest of the night.

sounds like somebody is crumping upstairs. I want to master the moves of crumping.


Still going to kill Paul.

Yeah that about sums it up.