Thurs
Yesterday went to club sandwich. always a stupid pastime. but sometimes you just need to get drunk and be able to be stupid and not care. Adam was Krumping again and I joined in a bit. except that I kept spilling my drink as a result. Also they were giving out free condoms for whatever reason. they were all flavored as well- or rather flavoured.
i tried my best to steal awhole box of them because i thought it would be funny. and i could play lots of pranks. but then i gave up because i think they noticed me lingering around them like a big creep.
Friday-
Today I woke up before noon. An accomplishment. so i have a whole day to do what i want. it is relatively nice outside. the weather has been warming up significantly which is awesome. So im thinking of going into central to look at some art and shit. and then maybe doing some work int he library followed by drunk times.
Later-
AHhhhhhh LondonI love you forever!!
Today was a beautiful sunny day. I wanted to just take all of london and put it in my pocket and have it forever! I rode the bus to Southbank.
Went to the Hayward Gallery. There was a cool exhibit curated by mark wallinger. I was impressed with it. then I walked along the riverside towards the tate modern. tons of people were out and about enjoying the prefect weather. i was in heaven. i was having the gayest moment ever just taking in all of London. London is where my heart is at forever. I definatly see myself coming back here. i wanted to cry because it was so beautiful and full of life and people and ahhh it was so great.then i went to the tate for a while. The tate modern is a symbol of my Love for London. it is like my haven where i can just spend hours. I took a million pictures my finger was basically glued to the cameras clicker. gayest moment of my life.
came home and made din and so forth. met up with some friends for pregaming times. and then we went to Whipit! there is this big cockbag bouncer who i hate and he always give people shit for not having id when no one else ever cares about that shit. and i also saw him being a bouncer at burger king in central. and he gave abi a hard time for not having id and gloria as well an another friend. but all those times i was able to get around him. i think he thinks he is like the terminator of bouncers. he takes it so seriously. anyhow i tried to go around him. and he said i was too drunk and couldnt get in. and then they wouldnt let me in. i wasnt even that drunk i didnt look super fucked either. plus that bouncer is drunk everytime he is working. i hate him. i was sooooooo angry. the fucking boss bouncer was like yeah you cant come in tonight. i was soooo mad. adam of course had to be my babysitter and walk me home and tell me to calm down. and it sucked i have a limited amount of weekends here. and that eastern european piece of shit ruined it. i yelled for him to go back to bosnia-herzogovina.
hahaha. people were offeneded.
but on the bright side tonight i am going to a prohibition party. it is quite a big and elaborate event. i think it will be really cool. you have to dress up and not just in a half-ass way. it should be a time warp. going to take lots of pics. i cant do hair so it should be interesting i have some feathers and a headband. we shall see what happens.
im coming home so soon. im going to make sure everyone knows that im leaving soon so that they stop and think about me for the next month. hahaha. not really- but adam and i are going to host a flat party before i depart.
sarah the uber christian hypochondriac thinks she had mumps. well actually she told us she has mumps- but had the vaccine for it and hadnt taken the test for it yet. so at first i was like YIKESSS im running away dont give me that shit. but then i realized she always thinks she has the most absurd sicknesses. we received an email about 2 people in dorms having mumps. i speculate sarah read that and just assumed she had it. i actually just sent her an email asking if she actually got tested or thinks that she has it. she is such a strange person. she thought that gravy in our kitchen leftover from thanksgiving gave her asthma. i dont think thats even possible. self diagnosed asthma---from gravy. i dont understand.
Thursday, 26 February 2009
Monday, 23 February 2009
Scotland
Haggis
Kilts
Whiskey
Loch Ness monster
Castles
End of story.
Thats pretty much it. Scotland in nutshell. But in case you are interested here is the slightly more elaborate version.
I was thinking that I needed to see more of the UK since I have been here and mostly traveled to destinations outside the kingdom. For some reason Dublin didnt interest me and I heard it was redic expensive. And wales sounded less than amazing. So Scotland it was.
Plus I could take a train which was a major bonus since I hate the whole hassle of airport travel and the preperations that accompany it. So last week was reading week. Me and my friend Karen both shared our desire to explore the northern UK region. So we booked trains to Glasgow and Edinburgh.
In Glasgow we found a cheap hotel that was really nice and luxurious. and It was like 2 minutes to inside the train station. which is so convenient! I cannot stress enough how much I hate airport travel. packing all my shit into 3 oz. bottles. weight restrictions. no water bottles. no sharp objects. all that shit just makes me too stressed so hoping on a train in central london and then arriving litereally just outside our hotel in Scotland was a dream come true!
Anyhow Glasgow is not a tourist destination. In fact most tourist never stop here. Unless it is for business. The city is growing rapidly and this can be witnessed by the imense amound of construction all around the city. Its hard to explain Glasgow. But it reminded me a lot of seattle. It is built along the rive Clyde. the area near the river was industrial like and had lots of new highrises. this reminded me of the area in seattle by the Safeco Field or the area by the train station. I am forgetting the name of things in Seattle. this is weird. We walked around the center of the city which was nice and had lots of shopping and food and stuff. We went to the GOMA. gallery of modern art.it was small but nice. and then we also explored the west end. this area was really cool. the university of Glasgow was there and also the kelvin galleries. the university was old and beautiful and there was a huge park with beautiful gardens and stuff. we went around to where the art institute was. It was not touristy at all but very much a student life area. I could definatly see myself living there. It was cool.
yum I just bought donuts and ate like 4 of them. a dozen for a pound. fuck yes.
but i have a headache which isnt helped by the fact that I just ate 4 sugar covered yumsters.
Anyhow Glasgow was great dispite everyone telling me it was shithole and not to go there.
Next we took the train to Edinburgh. A city which I virtually knew nothing about. So I didnt have any expectations. As soon as we got there I loved it. It is comrable to most other European cities. in the romantic old city feeling way. There was the castle built on top of a volcano and visible from most areas of the city. the old city was elevated up on the rocks it was built on. This was built this way during the middle ages for reasons of protection and shit. It would be hard to invade that shit. But since the city was high up and looked down on the rest of edinburgh it felt to me like a ski resort type of city. on amountain high in elevation plus it had that feel. It reminded me of Park City in Utah as well as Toledo in spain. the idea of a walled in city is really interesting. It is kind of a surreal experience because it feels rahter isolated but not desolate. I just loved being surrounded by all the history. Everything was old and beautiful. Even our hostel was in a huge old rock building that felt like a castle. there was not even wired electrical plugs in our rooms. I cant really describe how amazing it was. I was really in awe of the city. I will put up some pictures on facebook.
I also encountered the drunkest and cutest old men I have ever seen! so many random people would talk to us. But the best was these two like 75 year olds who were drunk at 11 Am and harassing our tour. The tour that we took also gives a ghost tour at night. the guys kept yelling ILL GIVE YOU A FUCKING GHOST TOUR! and he was drooling and the other dropped his bottle of white cider. BEST GHOST TOUR YOULL EVER SEE. they also just kept calling everyone fuckers and yelling at the tour guides.the best thing was that they were not homeless. they were just two friends shooting the shit harassing tourists. the one wearing the sweat track suit won my heart. I was going to give him a big kiss but had to follow the tour. here are some pics!!! ahhh i love cute old men!!!
We also took a day trip to Loch Ness and the highlands. Really beautiful. Islept through most the bus tour but still enjoyed the scenery i managed to take in.
Loch Ness.
Unfortunatly I didnt see the monster. But the castle was pretty legit.
there are many more details and adventures but basically I was very satisfied with this trip and would recommend that everyone pay a visit to this wonderful country. especially if you enjoy history and boozin.
Kilts
Whiskey
Loch Ness monster
Castles
End of story.
Thats pretty much it. Scotland in nutshell. But in case you are interested here is the slightly more elaborate version.
I was thinking that I needed to see more of the UK since I have been here and mostly traveled to destinations outside the kingdom. For some reason Dublin didnt interest me and I heard it was redic expensive. And wales sounded less than amazing. So Scotland it was.
Plus I could take a train which was a major bonus since I hate the whole hassle of airport travel and the preperations that accompany it. So last week was reading week. Me and my friend Karen both shared our desire to explore the northern UK region. So we booked trains to Glasgow and Edinburgh.
In Glasgow we found a cheap hotel that was really nice and luxurious. and It was like 2 minutes to inside the train station. which is so convenient! I cannot stress enough how much I hate airport travel. packing all my shit into 3 oz. bottles. weight restrictions. no water bottles. no sharp objects. all that shit just makes me too stressed so hoping on a train in central london and then arriving litereally just outside our hotel in Scotland was a dream come true!
Anyhow Glasgow is not a tourist destination. In fact most tourist never stop here. Unless it is for business. The city is growing rapidly and this can be witnessed by the imense amound of construction all around the city. Its hard to explain Glasgow. But it reminded me a lot of seattle. It is built along the rive Clyde. the area near the river was industrial like and had lots of new highrises. this reminded me of the area in seattle by the Safeco Field or the area by the train station. I am forgetting the name of things in Seattle. this is weird. We walked around the center of the city which was nice and had lots of shopping and food and stuff. We went to the GOMA. gallery of modern art.it was small but nice. and then we also explored the west end. this area was really cool. the university of Glasgow was there and also the kelvin galleries. the university was old and beautiful and there was a huge park with beautiful gardens and stuff. we went around to where the art institute was. It was not touristy at all but very much a student life area. I could definatly see myself living there. It was cool.
yum I just bought donuts and ate like 4 of them. a dozen for a pound. fuck yes.
but i have a headache which isnt helped by the fact that I just ate 4 sugar covered yumsters.
Anyhow Glasgow was great dispite everyone telling me it was shithole and not to go there.
Next we took the train to Edinburgh. A city which I virtually knew nothing about. So I didnt have any expectations. As soon as we got there I loved it. It is comrable to most other European cities. in the romantic old city feeling way. There was the castle built on top of a volcano and visible from most areas of the city. the old city was elevated up on the rocks it was built on. This was built this way during the middle ages for reasons of protection and shit. It would be hard to invade that shit. But since the city was high up and looked down on the rest of edinburgh it felt to me like a ski resort type of city. on amountain high in elevation plus it had that feel. It reminded me of Park City in Utah as well as Toledo in spain. the idea of a walled in city is really interesting. It is kind of a surreal experience because it feels rahter isolated but not desolate. I just loved being surrounded by all the history. Everything was old and beautiful. Even our hostel was in a huge old rock building that felt like a castle. there was not even wired electrical plugs in our rooms. I cant really describe how amazing it was. I was really in awe of the city. I will put up some pictures on facebook.
I also encountered the drunkest and cutest old men I have ever seen! so many random people would talk to us. But the best was these two like 75 year olds who were drunk at 11 Am and harassing our tour. The tour that we took also gives a ghost tour at night. the guys kept yelling ILL GIVE YOU A FUCKING GHOST TOUR! and he was drooling and the other dropped his bottle of white cider. BEST GHOST TOUR YOULL EVER SEE. they also just kept calling everyone fuckers and yelling at the tour guides.the best thing was that they were not homeless. they were just two friends shooting the shit harassing tourists. the one wearing the sweat track suit won my heart. I was going to give him a big kiss but had to follow the tour. here are some pics!!! ahhh i love cute old men!!!
We also took a day trip to Loch Ness and the highlands. Really beautiful. Islept through most the bus tour but still enjoyed the scenery i managed to take in.
Loch Ness.
Unfortunatly I didnt see the monster. But the castle was pretty legit.
there are many more details and adventures but basically I was very satisfied with this trip and would recommend that everyone pay a visit to this wonderful country. especially if you enjoy history and boozin.
Tuesday, 17 February 2009
Who Knows ANYTHING about SCOTLAND??
Im going to Scotland tomorrow.
Does anyone know anything about it??
because i dont!
ANY suggestions/tips would be nice.
going to be in Glasgow and Edinburgh.
Does anyone know anything about it??
because i dont!
ANY suggestions/tips would be nice.
going to be in Glasgow and Edinburgh.
Sunday, 15 February 2009
Productivity!!!
its reading week. I have read some things!!! that means im being productive! yaaaaay.
but...I refuse to clean my room, take a shower, eat anything aside from pizza and powerade.
But other than that I am at the height of productivity in my pajamas at 6:30 PM.
Im the only one left in the flat. Just little me in this retarded flat. I dont actually mind it.
now for a quick recount of my weekend.
Thurs- Garreths birthday. Garreth was drunk and rosy as soon as i saw him and dressed up as a Russian. I was wearing my proud eagle america shirt. there was a two pound(money not weight) cake from icelands. ice cream cake obviously. So once again I was entertained by Americans circling around the dumb ass rugby players. And then went to GAY GAVS Disco at the union. so fucking stupid. there was a band that was covering cher and its raining men. so obviously i got lots more drinks to compensate. and then began dancing to really gay songs that I cant now remember or recognize- they had to kick us out and make us stop dancing.
Fri- Went to this house party in deptford. It was a gallery but also a house. i dont really know. but basically it was painfully indie. which means the art was horrible and had little to substantiate it and the people were dressed like they cared too much about not caring. and there was free shitty beer. I knocked over a radiator and then added to the art by putting my beer bottles on the mantle with other beers. it looked nicer than most of the art there. i could have hung up my used toilet paper as art. left that and then me freddie and this other girl beth i think went back to our flat to drink the rest of the BORU vodka i had bought earlier. I only have like 4more units. i like talking about alc in units instead of shots. and I was soooo happy and generous. I was just giving people my booze even if they didnt want it. I gave this kid Sam my oyster card. fucking bad idea. but i would have given him my shoes if he had asked. and now hes in manchester till Tuesday. fuckin shit. he was probs in the K-hole when he told me i would get it back tomrrow.
i felt so good and so happpy. and then we were walking to the Amersham for whip it. and as soon as we got there. not a second before or a second later i got sooooo dizzy. and had to go find bathroom. walked into the mens. then ended up puking in the sink of the girls. and then spent the rest of the night on the couch puking on the side. they tried to make me leave but i serisouly couldnt walk and I wouldnt allow adam to carry me home because he loves that feeling like a hero shit. so i told him to fuck off until i could walk. and then puked a bit more when my friend kept putting her drink in my face. then she also took a picture of the puke. it wasnt cute. i was spinny until like noon the next day. i dont know what hit me that night but it was weird. sometimes the alc just doesnt sit.
SAT- Valentines day. Went to burrough market with Christina and Karen. Still felt sick. this is a market exclusivley selling food. and its huge and so many yumsters. I just ate a hot dog cause couldnt handle much else. then went home and slept. made a pizza- ate it. Then went with some people into central to this place Called Bar-Rumba. It was okay. the music was really awesome though. 60's and shit. My friend christina is the cutest drunk i have ever seen in my life. she is so jubilant about everything and just hops around on the dance floor with a huge smile. its so freakin cute. shes asian so its like a little pikachu. and then this guy who was wearing the worst clothes i have ever seen kept getting mad at us because we told him to fuck off. so he stole the candle from the table we were at and then grabbed a napkin off the table and threw it on the ground. really upsetting! haha. he was clearly a huge nerd with an overinflated ego who needed desperatly to go on- what not to wear-. striped ugly button up shirt. then grey shirt with gold graphics underneath. stupid glasses that were fake designer. baggy jeans and sneakers. jeans with sneakers is a mortal sin in my book. I wasnt getting drunk and was just getting tired so we went home after a bit. it was a good night.
oh on the way there we were on the bus and the driver just stopped and wouldnt go. and after a while people were like what is going on. apparently somebody who was disabled hadnt paid. but he didnt even annoucne that. someone disable hadnt paid and now the bus driver just wouldnt go. everyone on that bus had to get onto another bus. it was kind of funny. and there was only one person left on the other bus and im pretty sure it was the disabled person. hahaha
now its sunday.
im going to scotland on weds. lots and lots of work to do before then.
There is chinese food place called uncle wrinkle. so funny. think i will go get some food there now from mr. wrinkle
Wednesday, 11 February 2009
G5---- Flat of doom, misery and unrest
Before i go into this I want to say that Michael Flores has more relationship status changes than Aimee has status updates. I dont know how you can be in a relationship and single and in a relationship and single and in a relationship in the span of like a week and a half. unless he his life moves at a speed accelerated from the normal human being.
why did me and Adam get put in like the dumbest flat in the world.
I just look at the other flats. they all hang out. host parties. cook meals together. play scrabble. drink together. go out together. get along for the most part. and then there is G5- the flat that was doomed from the start.
I tried to be tollerant. I did. But here is what im left with
Sarah- might be the most helpless person ever. Hangs out with Esther after Esther was completely horrible to her. is really awkward. very christian- in a way that she doesnt think and just obeys. hasnt been exposed to much in her life. me and adam tried to help her with the Esther outburst things but she pretty much just threw it back in our faces and fucked the whole thing up even more.
Esther- used to be my friend. Today when she said 'can we be friends again"- I said shut up i don't care. Pathological liar. self-proclaimed satanist etc etc. Everyone in the building hates her because she complains about noise- for instance during another flats Christmas dinner. it was too rambunctious apparently. I could go on.
Lee- He's black. moved into pauls room. I cant ever understand a damn thing he says. Him and Sarah talk about religion. he likes it to be very clean and very quiet. He's just kind of there and I try to avoid talking to him because i get really fucking confused. we clearly have nothing in common.
Veronica- pretty much as normal as far as I can tell. tries to get along with everyone. probably thinks we are all insane. Studies art history as well. no complaints with her really. i mean she could binge drink more often but i dunno if thats a complaint or not.
Thank god Tovah left otherwise this place would be an insane asylum.
Paul-ex flatmate- moved because of Esther. Is really dim but in an endearing way. can be annoying as hell when he wants to. Eats only things made in his George Foreman grill
Adam- The only person I can talk to without feeling uncomfortable or irritated. He doesn't do anything except for eat all my food, trash our kitchen with the rugby team, and bone chixxx. for that and other reasons is Probs my Best Friend here are goldsmiths. We think everyone sucks except for ourselves.
so thats what i got. the flat of the most poorly matched individuals you could imagine. Thank God for adam or I would have gone mental or moved out by now.
oh and me and adam decided since Esther got away with religious harassment that its okay to harass our housemates so we are planning on harassing them. Roofie party perhaps. Anything goes! whoooooo
why did me and Adam get put in like the dumbest flat in the world.
I just look at the other flats. they all hang out. host parties. cook meals together. play scrabble. drink together. go out together. get along for the most part. and then there is G5- the flat that was doomed from the start.
I tried to be tollerant. I did. But here is what im left with
Sarah- might be the most helpless person ever. Hangs out with Esther after Esther was completely horrible to her. is really awkward. very christian- in a way that she doesnt think and just obeys. hasnt been exposed to much in her life. me and adam tried to help her with the Esther outburst things but she pretty much just threw it back in our faces and fucked the whole thing up even more.
Esther- used to be my friend. Today when she said 'can we be friends again"- I said shut up i don't care. Pathological liar. self-proclaimed satanist etc etc. Everyone in the building hates her because she complains about noise- for instance during another flats Christmas dinner. it was too rambunctious apparently. I could go on.
Lee- He's black. moved into pauls room. I cant ever understand a damn thing he says. Him and Sarah talk about religion. he likes it to be very clean and very quiet. He's just kind of there and I try to avoid talking to him because i get really fucking confused. we clearly have nothing in common.
Veronica- pretty much as normal as far as I can tell. tries to get along with everyone. probably thinks we are all insane. Studies art history as well. no complaints with her really. i mean she could binge drink more often but i dunno if thats a complaint or not.
Thank god Tovah left otherwise this place would be an insane asylum.
Paul-ex flatmate- moved because of Esther. Is really dim but in an endearing way. can be annoying as hell when he wants to. Eats only things made in his George Foreman grill
Adam- The only person I can talk to without feeling uncomfortable or irritated. He doesn't do anything except for eat all my food, trash our kitchen with the rugby team, and bone chixxx. for that and other reasons is Probs my Best Friend here are goldsmiths. We think everyone sucks except for ourselves.
so thats what i got. the flat of the most poorly matched individuals you could imagine. Thank God for adam or I would have gone mental or moved out by now.
oh and me and adam decided since Esther got away with religious harassment that its okay to harass our housemates so we are planning on harassing them. Roofie party perhaps. Anything goes! whoooooo
Tuesday, 10 February 2009
Im Not Coming Back
Why is there a course in the the SU art history department called Vampires and Dangerous Women!!!!!!
I wanted to drop out and permenantly transfer to Goldsmiths when I read this. Im trying to look for classes that will prepare me for the real world and build a career from them- not enrich my love for Twighlight. I think I would take this course if it was called something else. But otherwise it is just shamefull. I am wondering if my advisor who is teaching the course is on board with the whole new wave of vampire bullshit. or if she is just thinking that the art history students are to a dispostion of such low taste that it would take mention of vampires to get them to sign up for her classes. WTF im pissed. Fuck you SU!!!
Sandbags needs to stop sexing up alaskan babies and recruiting D1 $luts to bring in $$$$. And The art History department needs to fucking stop sourcing their research from the Twighlight series.
Im really upset on both accounts.
Im not coming back.
I wanted to drop out and permenantly transfer to Goldsmiths when I read this. Im trying to look for classes that will prepare me for the real world and build a career from them- not enrich my love for Twighlight. I think I would take this course if it was called something else. But otherwise it is just shamefull. I am wondering if my advisor who is teaching the course is on board with the whole new wave of vampire bullshit. or if she is just thinking that the art history students are to a dispostion of such low taste that it would take mention of vampires to get them to sign up for her classes. WTF im pissed. Fuck you SU!!!
Sandbags needs to stop sexing up alaskan babies and recruiting D1 $luts to bring in $$$$. And The art History department needs to fucking stop sourcing their research from the Twighlight series.
Im really upset on both accounts.
Im not coming back.
Saturday, 7 February 2009
WWJD/ LIVE SEX SHOW XXXX
I realize my blogs are beginning to have nothing to do with London life but more just me being retarded. im sorry to disapoint anybody. But I have to continue this trend with another blog about the most hilarious thing i have ever seen in my life/ most random night.
pt.I he was either on Meth,Deaf and dumb, or just actually insane, or drunk beyond the point of repair.
First off I was at the Hobgoblin with my friend and this rastafarian guy came kept staring in our direction and then started walking towards us. we were both fearing that he was headed towards us. so he tried to talk to us and we were cold. sorry rasta man.
That was fine- I mean at least he could communicate.
A while later this guy comes to sit down at the table next to ours. Instantly I know how is fucking insane. He sat down in the chair. and then got up repositioned it facing another way and then another way and did this like 10 times in the course of 2 minutes. Then he was like waving and we realize to nobody and then flipping off and making an angry face- also to nobody. This becomes a bit interesting to watch. We dont want to catch his gaze because obviously he would start to interact with us. Next he takes two glasses which were on his table from the people there before him and both still had some of the drink left in it. he puts it on our table and goes SHHHHHhhhhh- like dont tell motion. Still trying to ignore him. After a few more minutes of him repositioning his chair and flipping off nobody he scoots his chair towards our table. Fuckin shit. I knew this would happen. He introduces himself to us. even though i couldnt understand a damn thing he was saying. I cant really explain his mode of communication because it was like random words hand motions and made up sign language. I dont know if he was deaf or just pretending to be. He then picks up the two leftover drinks and drinks most of one and then offers it to me. I of course am laughing at him because well what the fuck is he doing offering me a drink that someone else left on his table. obviously im flatteerd and want to drink it. not. anyway he keeps drinking those second hand drinks and then tries to grab my cell phone. i grab it first and then he starts directing his index finger towards my ribs and/or chest. i lean away and tell him not to touch me. he realizes he is being a huge creep and covers his mouth as in ooops! afew more minutes of the most awkward human to human interaction you can imagine and then we get up and leave.
Pt. II- a real live(and free) sex show in G-block!
So im headed back to my flat and I run into my friend luke and he invites me to a party in one of the flats in our building. I decide to check it out-why not. Its apparently a birthday party. the birthday girl is really excited that im there and starts pouring me drinks immediatly. she is clearly wasted though. I meet some more people that are actually awesome and nice. But I cant help but notice this one girl who is wearing a thin white t-shirt dress thing. No tights or shoes though. and she is like dry hummping,rubbing up on everyone,grabbing people. clearly soooo fucked. I was like wow this is great. And another mentions that she thinks this girl is straight out of American Pie. and apparently she had just recently put on underwear and had been flashing her vag to everyone and basically put her bare ass up on people.I think this is so hilarious.
I go outside for a bit and hear a few people mention that things are getting a bit out of hand upstairs. I imagine it has to do with this girl who is basically naked and rubbing her vag on people. Someone says " people should be paying to see whats going on up there". So I head up after a while and go into the kitchen where I see -
This large bald guy with his back to the oven and the crazy drunk girl along with this other girl Jen who is always there with her fucking tits all over the place. well now she is wasted out of her mind. both of them have that blank stare that means they are clearly blacked out. and now they are like grinding on this guy like mad. it was disgusting. It looked like a low class rap video. he was grabbing their crotches and tits and jens skirt was like up to her neck and her white top had tons of red wine spilt all over it. they are like licking him etc. I mean it was like is this actually happening. look away. cant stop looking. Many referred to it as a car crash.
The guy vladimir had a band-aid on his head. So he was either a robot that had been probed through the head or had some weird scar he was covering up. I just wish I would have taken a picture of the whole thing. So gross. So funny.
Bar none the most masogynistic moment I have ever witnessed.
I wanted to puke all over vladimir. it was just so funny. And I saw that girl today and just gave her the weirdest look. I wonder if she can even remember that I witnessed her vag attack dance.
Otherwise my weekend was rather chill.
Saw the Altermodern exhibit at the Tate Britain Triennial yesterday. It was rather thought provoking. Im sure no one gives a shit. But the artist who intrugued me the most -Lindsay Seers I found out is a part-time lecturer at Goldsmiths for the MA art program. That was cool. I might try to find her.
Went to two more exhibits today. Im cramming as much in as possible before I leave. and procrastinating my final assesments to a scary point. I will have a like ten days off for reading week so i am doing my best to get shit done then.
Its raining so shitty--I just dont want to go to the library. But told my self I would! There is a party next door.uhhhh i hate making such choices.
I need a way to make good choices.
This is probably when people would use the WWJD tactic?
Jesus would probs go to the library.
Im going to start using that one on myself. I wonder if i can find one of those cool wristbands that has WWJD on it. I remember how rampantly popular they were when iwas like 12. I never had one. Nows the time!
pt.I he was either on Meth,Deaf and dumb, or just actually insane, or drunk beyond the point of repair.
First off I was at the Hobgoblin with my friend and this rastafarian guy came kept staring in our direction and then started walking towards us. we were both fearing that he was headed towards us. so he tried to talk to us and we were cold. sorry rasta man.
That was fine- I mean at least he could communicate.
A while later this guy comes to sit down at the table next to ours. Instantly I know how is fucking insane. He sat down in the chair. and then got up repositioned it facing another way and then another way and did this like 10 times in the course of 2 minutes. Then he was like waving and we realize to nobody and then flipping off and making an angry face- also to nobody. This becomes a bit interesting to watch. We dont want to catch his gaze because obviously he would start to interact with us. Next he takes two glasses which were on his table from the people there before him and both still had some of the drink left in it. he puts it on our table and goes SHHHHHhhhhh- like dont tell motion. Still trying to ignore him. After a few more minutes of him repositioning his chair and flipping off nobody he scoots his chair towards our table. Fuckin shit. I knew this would happen. He introduces himself to us. even though i couldnt understand a damn thing he was saying. I cant really explain his mode of communication because it was like random words hand motions and made up sign language. I dont know if he was deaf or just pretending to be. He then picks up the two leftover drinks and drinks most of one and then offers it to me. I of course am laughing at him because well what the fuck is he doing offering me a drink that someone else left on his table. obviously im flatteerd and want to drink it. not. anyway he keeps drinking those second hand drinks and then tries to grab my cell phone. i grab it first and then he starts directing his index finger towards my ribs and/or chest. i lean away and tell him not to touch me. he realizes he is being a huge creep and covers his mouth as in ooops! afew more minutes of the most awkward human to human interaction you can imagine and then we get up and leave.
Pt. II- a real live(and free) sex show in G-block!
So im headed back to my flat and I run into my friend luke and he invites me to a party in one of the flats in our building. I decide to check it out-why not. Its apparently a birthday party. the birthday girl is really excited that im there and starts pouring me drinks immediatly. she is clearly wasted though. I meet some more people that are actually awesome and nice. But I cant help but notice this one girl who is wearing a thin white t-shirt dress thing. No tights or shoes though. and she is like dry hummping,rubbing up on everyone,grabbing people. clearly soooo fucked. I was like wow this is great. And another mentions that she thinks this girl is straight out of American Pie. and apparently she had just recently put on underwear and had been flashing her vag to everyone and basically put her bare ass up on people.I think this is so hilarious.
I go outside for a bit and hear a few people mention that things are getting a bit out of hand upstairs. I imagine it has to do with this girl who is basically naked and rubbing her vag on people. Someone says " people should be paying to see whats going on up there". So I head up after a while and go into the kitchen where I see -
This large bald guy with his back to the oven and the crazy drunk girl along with this other girl Jen who is always there with her fucking tits all over the place. well now she is wasted out of her mind. both of them have that blank stare that means they are clearly blacked out. and now they are like grinding on this guy like mad. it was disgusting. It looked like a low class rap video. he was grabbing their crotches and tits and jens skirt was like up to her neck and her white top had tons of red wine spilt all over it. they are like licking him etc. I mean it was like is this actually happening. look away. cant stop looking. Many referred to it as a car crash.
The guy vladimir had a band-aid on his head. So he was either a robot that had been probed through the head or had some weird scar he was covering up. I just wish I would have taken a picture of the whole thing. So gross. So funny.
Bar none the most masogynistic moment I have ever witnessed.
I wanted to puke all over vladimir. it was just so funny. And I saw that girl today and just gave her the weirdest look. I wonder if she can even remember that I witnessed her vag attack dance.
Otherwise my weekend was rather chill.
Saw the Altermodern exhibit at the Tate Britain Triennial yesterday. It was rather thought provoking. Im sure no one gives a shit. But the artist who intrugued me the most -Lindsay Seers I found out is a part-time lecturer at Goldsmiths for the MA art program. That was cool. I might try to find her.
Went to two more exhibits today. Im cramming as much in as possible before I leave. and procrastinating my final assesments to a scary point. I will have a like ten days off for reading week so i am doing my best to get shit done then.
Its raining so shitty--I just dont want to go to the library. But told my self I would! There is a party next door.uhhhh i hate making such choices.
I need a way to make good choices.
This is probably when people would use the WWJD tactic?
Jesus would probs go to the library.
Im going to start using that one on myself. I wonder if i can find one of those cool wristbands that has WWJD on it. I remember how rampantly popular they were when iwas like 12. I never had one. Nows the time!
Friday, 6 February 2009
im like so what im drunk
Gil was right when she said that my blogs are getting shorter and less coherent--but then again so is my life. Going to show that my blogs are a true reflection of myself.
Enough about that shit
so in like 2 weeks im going with my German friend Karen to Scotland. Despite everyone telling me that Glasgow is a shithole I dont care Im going. We are going to Glasgow and Edinburgh. Im so fucking broke it aaaint a joooke. but seriously it sucks.
I think that will be one of the few trips i do this term. That and going to meet up with Rochelle for a few days in Berlin. that should be the shittttt. I love Germany and Berlin is Epic. I hope its ready for us. But im going like a week before i come home so its going to the most hectic time of my life. finishing papers, research files and packing. of course i make the responsible decison of spending 5 days in berlin amongst all that. Ill probably be kicking myself. Whateverrrr
Im trying to cram in a few day trips as well. Getting out of bed and making my way to the kitchen before the sun goes down is hard enough. but im going to try my best and make it to these places:
Brighton
Oxford
Manchester
Bath
sounds simple- but in my life of not getting anything done its quite a challenge.
But for now it is time for pound a pint followed by whip it at the amersham- a friday night classic.
Too bad the american Beezies went to amsterdam this weekend so i cant be entertained by making fun of them tonight. well shit. I hope they end up wandering the streets high off their juicy couture pajama asses at 4 am in Amsterdam just like me! Otherwise their trip will not be a sucess.
to kick off the weekend me and Adam listened to Ignition by R.Kelly.
Its the freakin weeken
I wish I could get written up again so I could use the lines from that song when they ask me what happened.
-its the freakin weeken
-gonna have me some fun
-getting buzzed off of coke and rum
-im like so what im drunk
case closed
Enough about that shit
so in like 2 weeks im going with my German friend Karen to Scotland. Despite everyone telling me that Glasgow is a shithole I dont care Im going. We are going to Glasgow and Edinburgh. Im so fucking broke it aaaint a joooke. but seriously it sucks.
I think that will be one of the few trips i do this term. That and going to meet up with Rochelle for a few days in Berlin. that should be the shittttt. I love Germany and Berlin is Epic. I hope its ready for us. But im going like a week before i come home so its going to the most hectic time of my life. finishing papers, research files and packing. of course i make the responsible decison of spending 5 days in berlin amongst all that. Ill probably be kicking myself. Whateverrrr
Im trying to cram in a few day trips as well. Getting out of bed and making my way to the kitchen before the sun goes down is hard enough. but im going to try my best and make it to these places:
Brighton
Oxford
Manchester
Bath
sounds simple- but in my life of not getting anything done its quite a challenge.
But for now it is time for pound a pint followed by whip it at the amersham- a friday night classic.
Too bad the american Beezies went to amsterdam this weekend so i cant be entertained by making fun of them tonight. well shit. I hope they end up wandering the streets high off their juicy couture pajama asses at 4 am in Amsterdam just like me! Otherwise their trip will not be a sucess.
to kick off the weekend me and Adam listened to Ignition by R.Kelly.
Its the freakin weeken
I wish I could get written up again so I could use the lines from that song when they ask me what happened.
-its the freakin weeken
-gonna have me some fun
-getting buzzed off of coke and rum
-im like so what im drunk
case closed
Wednesday, 4 February 2009
bluhhhhhh booozey cruisey
club sandwich.
uhhhh
adam was wasted. towards the end of the night me and adam crummped on the dance floor. i couldnt stop laughing and lost my voice. please imagine two white skinny kids crumping. so amazing
wtf
i just came home and ate
1hot dog
2 slices of bread with pasta sauce
2 chocolate mousse cups
what am i doing with my life.
people keep asking me if i miss america.
fuck no.
fuckin shit is too legit here
but i do miss those fiends back home
holy shit its spinny.
fuuuucl
club sandwich.
uhhhh
adam was wasted. towards the end of the night me and adam crummped on the dance floor. i couldnt stop laughing and lost my voice. please imagine two white skinny kids crumping. so amazing
wtf
i just came home and ate
1hot dog
2 slices of bread with pasta sauce
2 chocolate mousse cups
what am i doing with my life.
people keep asking me if i miss america.
fuck no.
fuckin shit is too legit here
but i do miss those fiends back home
holy shit its spinny.
fuuuucl
Tuesday, 3 February 2009
Yeah cool snow-Dont give a shit!
it snowed. A lot. The most snow that London has seen in 18 years.
I dont give a shit. Now im stranded in New Cross for the 3rd day and cant even go to the library to get shit done. This fuckin sucks. I think I am the only one who has not been outside playing in the fucking freezing cold snow for the past 72hours straight.To top it off- I didnt even go outside and I got sick.
I dont give a shit. Now im stranded in New Cross for the 3rd day and cant even go to the library to get shit done. This fuckin sucks. I think I am the only one who has not been outside playing in the fucking freezing cold snow for the past 72hours straight.To top it off- I didnt even go outside and I got sick.
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