Sunday, 28 September 2008

Uhhhh I am so irritated. Even loads of booze cant help the most awkward that means me! Adam who lives cross the hall from me thinks that I tried to hit on him. He has like a girlfriend thing and I am not even interested. He is like this posh southerner. Not really my thing. Considering Daniel pegged me as having crushes on guys that look like they are strung out on heroine. Apparently when I was drunk I asked to come in his room. I don’t think that means I want to BONE. I was just bored. I do that all the time in the dorms back home. If I can’t sleep I keep people around me up. So he started acting all awkward around me. Wouldn’t talk to me wouldn’t look at me. I was getting really annoyed. I didn’t know why he was acting that way. I asked Paul and he explained the situation to me. So of course what happens when I get drunk and am irritated with someone? Cambray repeat. I was the only one in my flat who went out last night and as I came stumbling back a destroyed mess from something called “Nail the Cross” where I had managed to steal loads of beer when the bartenders weren’t looking. Whats wrong with me…….. Anyhow Came back and started pounding on Pauls door. I don’t really remember the details…but I guess I started yelling things about Adam. I was only joking!! Then he came and knocked on the door and asked to borrow a dvd. I suspect this was a way to make me shut up. nope only made it worse. As he was stepping out the door I yelled “Hey Posh Spice I don’t wanna have sex with you!!!!!!” among other things. Well this morning I feel barely alive and now my floor thinks im insane. As Christina might say DON’T CARRRRE. I am curious to see how this pans out.

I can hear Tovah belting miley from her room. Not helping.

4 comments:

Nikkifo said...

oh god! oh jesus vera.
"posh spice!" i am laughing so hard, you just made my morning.
But seriously there is a thing called a culture divide that might not make you actions translatable, and they may think you are a fucking-crazy-ass-hoe and get some school officials or a nut house involved.
and i have heard about those english nut houses, you dont want to go there trust me, they cut all your hair off to make wigs, or was that just in Sweeny Tod?
anyways, please try to act a little but normal, because that does not sound like a healthy situation, and you shouldnt be getting that drunk in a place you dont know! vera!
i wish i was there to explain you to other people, man oh man.
well i miss you, and your are crazy but you dont have to show to everyone right away.
xoxo

Anonymous said...

I say keep going with getting really drunk and insulting people. They'll eventually find it endearing, as everyone should. And to answer your prediction about me. Yes, I will get a 65 yr. old pregnant and yes, it will be Daniel's mom. It's name will be MacDaddy the III.

Anonymous said...

hopefully some things that might help the situation:

1) get empty beer cans/bottles
2)Throw them at undesired persons


simple. Gets the point across. Verastyle.

POSH SPICE- genius.

haha hope all is well!

-Will

Richard said...

Your life is my new obsession.